Posted: September 2003
Title: I Love Slash
Author: Haleth
Type: Humour/Slash
Characters: Many
Rating: PG
WARNING: Oh my God it's a filk!
Disclaimer: in no way do I intend to say that Oscar the Grouch likes slash, enjoys slash or is attracted to slash in any way. That would be me who loves slash.
Notes: Just sing it to the tune of Oscar the Grouch's "I Love Trash" and remember that no disrespect meant to Tolkien, Jim Henson or the Children's Television Workshop is intended.
Summary: If Oscar the Grouch lived n Middle Earth…

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I Love Slash

Chorus:
Oh, I love slash
Anything dirty or sleazy or crusty
Anything sexy or mushy or lusty
Yes, I love slash

Verse:
There's Frodo and Sam, they make such a cute pair
They ran off to Mordor as soon as they dared
So'd they'd be alone to show how much they cared
I love them because they're slash

(chorus)

There's Aragorn and Boromir, two hot macho guys
They claim they are rivals but that's such a lie
The air every night fills with their lusty cries
I love them because they're slash

(chorus)

There's Legolas of Mirkwood, a Middle Earth slut
With Aragorn or Boromir or Gimli he'll rut
We forgive him his flirting, ‘cause he's got a great butt
We love him because he's slash

(chorus)

Lord Elrond of Rivendell, wisest in the land
He's noble of stature and pretends he's so grand
But when Glorfindel's close by he's eager of hand
I love him because he's slash.

Oh, I love slash
Anything dirty or sleazy or crusty
Anything sexy or mushy or lusty
Yes, I love slash

*****

THE END

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